I must have this inkjet printer! (Spoiler Alert: Thermite!)

Yeah, wanting an inkjet printer sounds crazy when I already have a color laser printer in my home office. But bear with me. . .

This one prints explosives.

Well, incendiaries specifically, but close enough! Fire. Fire!

Can you imagine the possibilities of inkjet printed thermite? Oh, I can!

These guys are imagining all kinds of “commercially useful” and “industrially appropriate” applications. . .but I just imagined a no-battery WiFi-enabled solution to the barking dog next door. Does that make me a bad person?

Never mind. Don’t answer that.